Photo Finish

So, I go on safari for some fun, relaxation, and sight-seeing, when this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, wanna race?" I tell him no and he has the nerve to call me "chicken." Now, I'm not sure what a chicken is but it sure didn't sound good. So I say, "Yeah, I'll race ya." Someone yells, "GO!" and we both take off like banshees. The whole race is neck and neck. I thought I really had it in the bag. But no, the photo finish says that guy won by a nose. Now, I ask you, what the hell is a nose? And, if I don't have one, shouldn't that guy be disqualified for cheating? Come on!!!!

Fortunately....

I went to get my fortune told and you'll never believe what that gypsy told me.... that I will be visited by a tall, dark, and not-so-handsome stranger. Geez! I hope it's not that lagoon creature from next door coming to borrow sugar again!!!!

Something Smells Fishy

There's nothing worse than having to babysit my sister's

little rugrats!!!

I'm Back!!!

Guess where I went on vacation??? To the beach!!!!

Boy do I hate it when the sand gets in between my fins. Yuck.