Sunday, August 30, 2009

Photo Finish

So, I go on safari for some fun, relaxation, and sight-seeing, when this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, wanna race?" I tell him no and he has the nerve to call me "chicken." Now, I'm not sure what a chicken is but it sure didn't sound good. So I say, "Yeah, I'll race ya." Someone yells, "GO!" and we both take off like banshees. The whole race is neck and neck. I thought I really had it in the bag. But no, the photo finish says that guy won by a nose. Now, I ask you, what the hell is a nose? And, if I don't have one, shouldn't that guy be disqualified for cheating? Come on!!!!


Tweedles -- that's me... said...

It looked neck and neck to me!

Mikki on the go said...

Awwwww, Jacques, forget about the nose thingy!
I've just noticed that you won an award for dogs called "gold hydrant award" I have no idea what this is for, especially for you... HAhaha :) Anyway, Congrats!!!

Life With Dogs said...

Who nose, maybe Zebra racing is not your forte. But I bet it's still better than babysitting those rugrats!

Mack said...

No fair - he had feet!

Nellie and Calvert said...

Jacques ~

Looks like you'll have to challenge this guy to a do-over!

Nellie & Calvert

Anonymous said...

So close yet so far! Great race though!

Nibbles Treats said...

Want us to see if he tastes like chicken?

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Anonymous said...

Awww, he won by a nose! No fair!!! He has 4 feet too! And by the way...Jessica Simpson thinks there's Chicken in the Sea! MOL

Amy said...

I think he should be disqualified because not only did he have a nose but he had legs and feet too!