So, I go on safari for some fun, relaxation, and sight-seeing, when this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, wanna race?" I tell him no and he has the nerve to call me "chicken." Now, I'm not sure what a chicken is but it sure didn't sound good. So I say, "Yeah, I'll race ya." Someone yells, "GO!" and we both take off like banshees. The whole race is neck and neck. I thought I really had it in the bag. But no, the photo finish says that guy won by a nose. Now, I ask you, what the hell is a nose? And, if I don't have one, shouldn't that guy be disqualified for cheating? Come on!!!!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Photo Finish
So, I go on safari for some fun, relaxation, and sight-seeing, when this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, wanna race?" I tell him no and he has the nerve to call me "chicken." Now, I'm not sure what a chicken is but it sure didn't sound good. So I say, "Yeah, I'll race ya." Someone yells, "GO!" and we both take off like banshees. The whole race is neck and neck. I thought I really had it in the bag. But no, the photo finish says that guy won by a nose. Now, I ask you, what the hell is a nose? And, if I don't have one, shouldn't that guy be disqualified for cheating? Come on!!!!
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9 comments:
It looked neck and neck to me!
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tweedles
Awwwww, Jacques, forget about the nose thingy!
I've just noticed that you won an award for dogs called "gold hydrant award" I have no idea what this is for, especially for you... HAhaha :) Anyway, Congrats!!!
Who nose, maybe Zebra racing is not your forte. But I bet it's still better than babysitting those rugrats!
No fair - he had feet!
Jacques ~
Looks like you'll have to challenge this guy to a do-over!
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Nellie & Calvert
So close yet so far! Great race though!
Want us to see if he tastes like chicken?
Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker
Awww, he won by a nose! No fair!!! He has 4 feet too! And by the way...Jessica Simpson thinks there's Chicken in the Sea! MOL
I think he should be disqualified because not only did he have a nose but he had legs and feet too!
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