Dear Great Pumpkin,
So, I go on safari for some fun, relaxation, and sight-seeing, when this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, wanna race?" I tell him no and he has the nerve to call me "chicken." Now, I'm not sure what a chicken is but it sure didn't sound good. So I say, "Yeah, I'll race ya." Someone yells, "GO!" and we both take off like banshees. The whole race is neck and neck. I thought I really had it in the bag. But no, the photo finish says that guy won by a nose. Now, I ask you, what the hell is a nose? And, if I don't have one, shouldn't that guy be disqualified for cheating? Come on!!!!
I went to get my fortune told and you'll never believe what that gypsy told me.... that I will be visited by a tall, dark, and not-so-handsome stranger. Geez! I hope it's not that lagoon creature from next door coming to borrow sugar again!!!!
Guess where I went on vacation??? To the beach!!!!
Dudes, if I must say so myself, I'm awesome on a skateboard! I started off with a gnarly kick flip and then went into a wicked ollie. Then, from the quarterpipe I transied onto the vert ramp. Fer sure, that's where the trouble started. Some dweeb didn't wait his turn so I had to speed up to avoid him.......... Dudes, my speed was off the richter!!! Fer sure I wiped out mondo! I'm okay though. I had my fin pads on.
You know..... it's one thing to be friends with the neighbors in the lagoon next door, but for them to keep borrowing a cup of sugar........... Come on!!!!!!
"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener........ that is what I'd truly like to be...."
Is it me, or does everybody see that gnome over there?
It took a while, but I finally sprung for a laptop and am able to post my life for the world to see. Yeah, like you care! Now stop watching me, I'm trying to eat my dinner!!!
