Saturday, October 31, 2009

Good Grief

Dear Great Pumpkin,
I am looking forward to your arrival tonight. I hope you will bring me lots of presents and some shrimp meal. Everyone tells me you are a fake but I believe in you.
P.S. If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Summer's Over

Oh crap! Here comes the darn bus!!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Photo Finish

So, I go on safari for some fun, relaxation, and sight-seeing, when this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, wanna race?" I tell him no and he has the nerve to call me "chicken." Now, I'm not sure what a chicken is but it sure didn't sound good. So I say, "Yeah, I'll race ya." Someone yells, "GO!" and we both take off like banshees. The whole race is neck and neck. I thought I really had it in the bag. But no, the photo finish says that guy won by a nose. Now, I ask you, what the hell is a nose? And, if I don't have one, shouldn't that guy be disqualified for cheating? Come on!!!!

Monday, August 17, 2009


I went to get my fortune told and you'll never believe what that gypsy told me.... that I will be visited by a tall, dark, and not-so-handsome stranger. Geez! I hope it's not that lagoon creature from next door coming to borrow sugar again!!!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Something Smells Fishy

There's nothing worse than having to babysit my sister's
little rugrats!!!

Monday, August 3, 2009

I'm Back!!!

Guess where I went on vacation??? To the beach!!!!
Boy do I hate it when the sand gets in between my fins. Yuck.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009


Do you mind? Some privacy would be nice here!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Extreme Weekend

Dudes, if I must say so myself, I'm awesome on a skateboard! I started off with a gnarly kick flip and then went into a wicked ollie. Then, from the quarterpipe I transied onto the vert ramp. Fer sure, that's where the trouble started. Some dweeb didn't wait his turn so I had to speed up to avoid him.......... Dudes, my speed was off the richter!!! Fer sure I wiped out mondo! I'm okay though. I had my fin pads on.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Damn Neighbors

You know..... it's one thing to be friends with the neighbors in the lagoon next door, but for them to keep borrowing a cup of sugar........... Come on!!!!!!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Hot Diggity Dog!

"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener........ that is what I'd truly like to be...."

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Monkey Business

I ask you this, "Does it look like I'm having a barrel of fun?" Honestly.....

Friday, June 26, 2009


Know what I love about Fridays???
It's Bowling Night!!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009


You lookin' at me? I said, are you lookin' at ME?

Saturday, June 20, 2009


Is it me, or does everybody see that gnome over there?
Maybe I just did too many drugs in college!

Thursday, June 18, 2009


There's nothing quite like that first "cup-o-joe" in the morning!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

World, Here I Am!

It took a while, but I finally sprung for a laptop and am able to post my life for the world to see. Yeah, like you care! Now stop watching me, I'm trying to eat my dinner!!!